This post will be updated with the fics as they are written.
AHEWniverse characterization relies on and draws from manga and webcomic canon and is unrelated to the Hetalia anime.
"Conceit and Inception" - 1922, 1929, 1960
AMERICA: I have a bomb.
ENGLAND: Shove it up your arse. (Lord knows I won't be putting anything there.)
AMERICA: Fuck you too, Dad--oh wait.
"City of Light" - 1928, 1929, 1931, 1933, 1934, 1938
FRANCE: Witness the richness of my culture! See how pervasive I am! I will be difficult to destroy, no?
"Hope's Children" - 1922, 1937, 1953
ITALY: Germany~ I grew up and got dissociative and creepy~! Wouldn't Grandpa be proud?
"Ziwei Enclosure" - 1912, 1923, 1924, 1927, 1935, 1938, 1941, 1947, 1954, 1956
ENGLAND: How are you China.
JAPAN: All your Emperor are belong to us.
ENGLAND: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha !!
CHINA: I hate you all, aru.
"I've Got a Little List" - 1939
SURREALISM: [is not a joke]
ENGLAND: [finds it funny anyway]
JAPAN: [is not domestic]
"The Left Hand Doesn't Know" - 1939
GERMAN SOLDERS: STFU
POLAND: Like, suck my cock, assholes.
"What the Right Hand is Doing" - 1939
RUSSIAN SOLDIERS: ...and it was all very confusing.
RUSSIA: I know. [pets them. pets all of them.]
"Thirty Days" - 1940
"I Am the Resurrection and the Life" - 1940
PRUSSIA: So France is kinda dead.
ENGLAND: --What. What, I say.
"The Seventh Door" - 1940
PRUSSIA: Fuck me?
HUNGARY: You're an asshole, and I hate you.
PRUSSIA: That's not a no.
SAD AUSTRIA AT PIANO: ;_;
"Abyss of the Birds" - 1940
PRUSSIA: Austria, I brought you a friend~
MESSAIEN: Bonjour. Je pense que mon pays est mort.
SAD AUSTRIA AT PIANO: ;_;
"All The Rest Have Thirty-One" - 1936, 1940, 1941
"Excepting February" - 1941, 1942
SWITZERLAND: Motherfuck all this shit.
SWITZERLAND'S HOUSE: Oh really?
"FULL STOP" - 1931, 1936, 1940, 1941, 1943
ENGLAND: There really wasn't a choice, was there.
"Journeyman" - 1925, 1933, 1938, 1944
PRUSSIA: [kills Hitler]
GERMANY: [never learns]
"The Pact of Flesh" - 1944
ITALY: It's Drunken Fascist Orgy Time~!
ENGLAND: ...what. What, I say.
"Put On the Costume" - 1944, 1945
ITALY: So it's this opera about a sad ugly clown.
"Inherit the Earth" - 1943 - 1945
ROMANO: Fuck you all, and this gelato stand.
"It Is My Very Humane Endeavor" - 1947
JAPAN: Dear Diary; Today I was evil and England was crazy. Still not king.
ENGLAND: Pass the flamingo, dear.
Bystrouška - 1947
BULGARIA: So is it
HUNGARY: Wouldn't you like to know.
"Lavender's Green (dilly dilly)" - 1949
ENGLAND: Harder. No, honestly. Harder.
KING EDWARD: [facepalm]
"Downbeat" - 1949
ENGLAND: I'm crazy. Want to dance?
"Fly, Thought, on Wings of Gold" - 1955
GERMANY: You're free to go.
SAD AUSTRIA AT PIANO: ...what?
GERMANY: I said you're free to go.
PRUSSIA: Isn't that backwards?
"Yes, Virginia" - 1957
AMERICA: So a lot's changed, but I'm totally still me.
CALVERT: Of course, dear.
CUBA: Sure thing, dude.
AMERICA: Yep. Totally still me.